“We will schedule your ultimatum on Tuesday between the hours of 10:00 and 2:00.”
Since I keep getting voicemail systems just like that, I’d suggest not bothering to invade. People who design voicemail systems to deliberately aggravate callers aren’t worth conquering anyway…
This is what happens with automated bot support services…
“You’ve chosen to talk to one of our operators personally.
The average waiting time at the moment is 3 years,…"
More like 3 light years…(Yes, I know that “light years” is a measure of distance, not time.)
“…the time may vary using hyper-speed. See you in the next dimension. Have a nice after-life!” (click)
Brilliant system! And very funny.
“Agent.”
“I’m sorry, that’s not one of the options. Please say—”
“AGENT.”
“Please wait while we get an agent.”
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“Hello, this is Agent X. How may I help you?”
“…if you prefer Agent Orange, please call the White House.
Any of them; we’ll twitter you back."
Best giggle of the day
Laugh. “Brewster Rockit” . . . still the best.
I don’t know about invasions, but it sure explains why I’d like to blow up a few corporate offices from time to time.
I will wait for the Cylindrical Radishes to answer.
Very funny! But it doesn’t truly represent automated answering systems — it didn’t ask him to enter his ID or social security number 17 times.
Perfect defense against getting invaded.
Your call is important to us. Due to our usual unusually high call volume your wait time may be unusually long as usual. Please wait.
The inventor of the automated answering system and the inventor of the car alarm both apolpgized and where very very sorry they invented them
Bilan almost 7 years ago
“We will schedule your ultimatum on Tuesday between the hours of 10:00 and 2:00.”
Argythree almost 7 years ago
Since I keep getting voicemail systems just like that, I’d suggest not bothering to invade. People who design voicemail systems to deliberately aggravate callers aren’t worth conquering anyway…
Gent almost 7 years ago
This is what happens with automated bot support services…
Tigressy almost 7 years ago
“You’ve chosen to talk to one of our operators personally.
The average waiting time at the moment is 3 years,…"
wetidlerjr almost 7 years ago
More like 3 light years…(Yes, I know that “light years” is a measure of distance, not time.)
Tigressy almost 7 years ago
“…the time may vary using hyper-speed. See you in the next dimension. Have a nice after-life!” (click)
Phred Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Brilliant system! And very funny.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Agent.”
“I’m sorry, that’s not one of the options. Please say—”
“AGENT.”
“Please wait while we get an agent.”
♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫
“Hello, this is Agent X. How may I help you?”
Tigressy almost 7 years ago
“…if you prefer Agent Orange, please call the White House.
Any of them; we’ll twitter you back."
Donaldo Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Best giggle of the day
corzak almost 7 years ago
Laugh. “Brewster Rockit” . . . still the best.
Andrew Sleeth almost 7 years ago
I don’t know about invasions, but it sure explains why I’d like to blow up a few corporate offices from time to time.
Radish the wordsmith almost 7 years ago
I will wait for the Cylindrical Radishes to answer.
paullp Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Very funny! But it doesn’t truly represent automated answering systems — it didn’t ask him to enter his ID or social security number 17 times.
gantech almost 7 years ago
Perfect defense against getting invaded.
Fan o’ Lio. almost 7 years ago
Your call is important to us. Due to our usual unusually high call volume your wait time may be unusually long as usual. Please wait.
Celarius Premium Member almost 7 years ago
The inventor of the automated answering system and the inventor of the car alarm both apolpgized and where very very sorry they invented them