Picto – you are halfway there just knowing you don’t know how to handle women. The best way is to smile, agree, and compliment. That actually is the best way to ‘handle’ everyone. Smiling does wonders.
Picto – you are halfway there just knowing you don’t know how to handle women. The best way is to smile, agree, and compliment. That actually is the best way to ‘handle’ everyone. Smiling does wonders.
There was a joke about a man who never could figure women out. He said to himself, “When I die, I’ll ask God. If anyone knows, it’s Him.” Eventually, he died and went to Heaven, and he asked God, “Why did you make women so soft?” God replied, “So you’d like them.” Then the man said, “OK, I can see that. But God, why did you make women so beautiful?” God replied, “So you’d like them.” Then then man said, “Yeah, but God, why did you make women so stupid?” And God replied, “So they’d like you.”
When you tell that joke in mixed company, you get angry looks and hisses from the ladies right before the punchline, but when they hear it, they say, “Oh, it’s alright now.”
It would have been considerate if God would have provided a ’User’s Manual’ when he created Eve made for her so she(and her daughters wouldn’t be so hard too understand).
One thing that my three ex-wives, and one current one, and an advanced degree in psychology, have taught me, is that I will never,no matter how hard I try, ever, completely understand women.
PICTO almost 7 years ago
There’s only two ways to handle women…but nobody knows what they are.
stairsteppublishing almost 7 years ago
Picto – you are halfway there just knowing you don’t know how to handle women. The best way is to smile, agree, and compliment. That actually is the best way to ‘handle’ everyone. Smiling does wonders.
stairsteppublishing almost 7 years ago
Picto – you are halfway there just knowing you don’t know how to handle women. The best way is to smile, agree, and compliment. That actually is the best way to ‘handle’ everyone. Smiling does wonders.
tracerbullet almost 7 years ago
There was a joke about a man who never could figure women out. He said to himself, “When I die, I’ll ask God. If anyone knows, it’s Him.” Eventually, he died and went to Heaven, and he asked God, “Why did you make women so soft?” God replied, “So you’d like them.” Then the man said, “OK, I can see that. But God, why did you make women so beautiful?” God replied, “So you’d like them.” Then then man said, “Yeah, but God, why did you make women so stupid?” And God replied, “So they’d like you.”
When you tell that joke in mixed company, you get angry looks and hisses from the ladies right before the punchline, but when they hear it, they say, “Oh, it’s alright now.”
flower among weeds almost 7 years ago
Truth!!!
cubswin2016 almost 7 years ago
That is the one mystery not even Columbo or Hercule Peroit could solve.
joefearsnothing almost 7 years ago
The only thing I understand about her is that she is right…cuz she told me so!
IndyMan almost 7 years ago
It would have been considerate if God would have provided a ’User’s Manual’ when he created Eve made for her so she(and her daughters wouldn’t be so hard too understand).
Linguist almost 7 years ago
One thing that my three ex-wives, and one current one, and an advanced degree in psychology, have taught me, is that I will never,no matter how hard I try, ever, completely understand women.
gammaguy almost 7 years ago
Then there’s the section on “modern algebra”.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 7 years ago
From the outside, that shop doesn’t look big enough to have ten aisles.
cuzinron47 almost 7 years ago
That’s also an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.
Sovie Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Really, a stale sexist cliché, in 2017?
Neat '33 almost 7 years ago
Uh; Methinks there should be A LOT more aisles then just #10 !!
Chuck almost 7 years ago
There are no books on women’s behavior.
qq4w354p2c almost 7 years ago
https://www.google.com/search?q=bigger+on+the+inside
Nobody_Important almost 7 years ago
As a female, I am even mystified by some of the things women do.