Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 06, 2017

It’s a lifestyle choice Calvin is proud of and happy with.

Black cherry with dark chocolate chips ice cream and a sherry – chocolate drizzle

Okay, Calvin likes dessert. Want some fruit cake?

ι’м a pιzzarιan, a paѕтarιan, and a мangorιan!

Me too, me too! Dessert first!

Dessertarian! – Me too!!

If doG didn’t mean for us to eat animals, hE wouldn’t have made them out of meat and made them taste so good.

Use a big spoon! My IRA is invested in the diabetes industry.

Diabetic law, if you like it your not aloud it

is it possible that if he ate something healthy, he wouldn’t be such a little snot?

One of my all-time favorites.

I’m with Calvin. Hobbes would probably be also.

Aren’t you glad he’s not a humanitarian?

@Tom: Tee hee!

Why is it that anything enjoyable is either illegal, immoral or fattening?

I would include links to all of the strips of Calvin and Mom’s meals, but I don’t think I could include them all. Maybe I’ll make a collection.

Me too.

Careful Calvin, Mom can be a disciplinarian when she wants.

I can proudly say that I’m NOT a vegetarian. I was brought up to eat meat so that’s what I’ll do.

xxx

HAHAHAHAHAHA

It’s not for vegetarians. It’s made up of vegetarians.

She should always tell him something gross. He’ll just have to try it! Gonads of a poisonous desert frog with poot sauce – YUM!