Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 29, 2017

A joke I have heard earlier.. What does a house wear? …An address…

Why did the lame chicken cross the road?

To get to the knobby side.

Don’t touch that knob! It’s a chicken-crippling knob. It also makes eyeballs talk.

What? Saxophone mouthpiece?

She’s got style, She’s got meaning…

Knob.

Talk to the hand. Teresa’s hand.

…I hate it when Teresa talks in code…

…I only started figuring out women when I stop trying to figure out women…

…another silent ‘K’…

…the ’K’s should be allowed to speak …

…Teresa is on the cutting edge of freedom of speech…

…while we still have it…

Should men seek the knob? (I knew a woman long ago who had knobby knees)

With a joy buzzer like that, you don’t need men.

Should know, you know, you too.. Yes, eye see..

I’m sorry, but I no longer use pencils. Pen exclusively. So, you may retract your hand bearing the Mark of Mr. T, and don’t touch that knob!

Enough with the lame chicks and flirty eyes!

This is all so lame!

The other knob you should know about is Knob Creek (Single Barrel Reserve Bourbon Whiskey) !

Looks like her little knob needs polishing, if you’re not a lame chicken.

I saw an article this week about this. How robots are taking our jobs. The knob has obsoleted doctors offering pelvic massages.

Looks like the site has been tweaked again. The comment button (and other buttons) and how many comments appear are to the side instead of underneath the comic now. I also see that subscriber numbers appear again. (I bet Teresa hates that, especially because she wrote several times about subscribers dumping her comic). I did notice that the replies seem to be a part of the overall comment account now, which seems fair now. Has anyone noticed anything else new? ABOUT and YES, WE FEEL THE LOVE are found on the left side now as well.

How shalt the knob be moved, m’lady?

Thumb?

Eraser nubs?

Pecking?

By this token, I thee pencil in for Friday, say about sevenish?

Wear something suitable for a hard trek over rough terrain.

They will do anything to make it more difficult to comment.

I must confess I don’t know about that knob.

30 March 2017. Subscribers: 31, 270.

I remember something about a so-called survey a year or more ago that asked visitors questions regarding the GoComics website. I don’t remember the questions per se, but because most surveys ask vague questions that are often confusing, the answers could have easily been YES and NO In other words, WORTHLESS. But that’s ancient history. My point is: why not a new survey to assess what GoComics readers think of the current site. I’d also like to propose that we (the readers) formulate most of the questions. After all, it’s pretty easy to ask questions with wording that practically guarantees a positive response. I’d also like to point out that it’s hard to get honest feedback from visitors and regulars when comments are disabled or negative comments are erased.

All things considered women…. When will you walk on the moon? And at what cycle?