Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 30, 2017

Yesterday was a set-up !! A match might add to the excitement.

Good move, Kate.

Put, put, put, goes the wind machine.

It’s true, I read it in the Babble….God her own self told me right to my face one time…(Man, she is rally cute, up close, by the way, great cleavage, I had a hard time focusing, as it were…….., trust me on this one…) It’s the odor of the order….

Seriously, God’s a really hot babe…..You just don’t know…….

Technically, airplanes don’t use rocket power and they don’t even have wings.

Let’s just hope it doesn’t end up being “Lucy in the sky with Diarrhea”!

It’s a gas

Lucy should have jumped instead and would have drifted across.

Putt-Putt for the fart of it.

Danae, perhaps you can share your propulsion recipe with Calvin & Hobbes.They cant get their kite airborne.

Oh, you’ll know soon enough… Just as it begins suffocating you…

Cloaked political commentary?

This was awesome! I had a good laugh with this one. Maybe there’s a kid in my still that hasn’t been tromped on and wants to be free.

The first three panels reminded me of this Yosemite Sam cartoon: @ about 01:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yobj1Zv91KA

Snerks!

The most unreal thing about today’s strip is that Lucy actually jumped.

The real trick is to make it sound like it’s coming from the other end… and yes politicians of all stripes have mastered this.

It’s strips like this one that make me miss Calvin & Hobbes.

Oh no! Danae is contributing to climate change. We’re all going to die (at least if we have to smell the horse’s butt).

The putt putt ones are tolerable. It’s the silent ones that kill.

I won’t draw any conclusions from the fact that this strip was created by a vegetarian. It’s merely a coincidence.

The ad on the side of this one is for Chipotle. Interesting algorithm.

At first I was wondering where they got the lighter-than-air air for the balloons. Now I know.

Pony funnies are the best. Mine come turbo boosted without bean burritos!

Does Blazing Saddles come to mind?

Sick, crazy, whack-o kid who has hallucinations for pets….

I have a relative who tends to pass gas whenever she stands up from the sofa. The rest of the family calls it “her JATO unit in action.”

Germanshep, Lucy is real…..Her ability to talk? That has never been discussed I don’t believe……But anyway, my main reason for this posting is to point out that I have contended for years that Lars from Mars powers his little spacecraft using his own farts…..People laughed at me. laugh, laugh, laugh Wellllll, who’s laughing now, eh?

TXGAL, for years, on Mackinac Island, a sign in the window of a wood carving shop read “Hoof Hearted?” Hey, If you do go to Mackinac for the fudge, just stay away from the straw fudge..Sure it’s cheap, butt…..

That was Trump building a fence while attacking North Korea by taking health care away from everybody.

Danae’s sister is the best — very mature for her age. :D

Rolf, she reads books, eh?