Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 26, 2017

If the New York Times had a cartoon critic and I was that critic my critique of todays FA’s would consist of a single word, “Words”

A regular Hatfield on Garfield and The McCoys…conflict of interests…

Good Golly Miss Molly, that rally happened!

Marmaduke’s rival with Scooby Doo…

Hello Mr. Peterson, hey Woody Tender, give me fire water…

Garfield’s Lasagna Vomitus

Now there is a band name.

You both seem nice. Wanna double date?

A twelve-count pack of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls is available at Target for One Dollar and Seventy-nine cents. In 1979, the Pol Pot regime collapsed, the Shah was outed and the Ayatollah took control of Iran, Margaret Thatcher became the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Carter and Brezhnev signed the Salt II agreement. Find out more in my new book, “How Little Debbie Rules the World”.

Recently, while sharing stories about her family, a coworker mentioned that she kept finding knipples in her mother’s house. After an awkward silence, she explained that “knipple” (pronounce the “k”) was a Yiddish word that meant a woman’s secret stash of money.

…fake news is in now-a-days…

…adding a silent ‘k’ is okay in my kbook…

…I liked the pearly Fox thingy…

…didn’t Frog Applause have a real rivalry a little while back?…

…impossible, the frog has know rival…if that playful banter did knot work know one would use it…

…I’m okay and you’re OK, that’s why I like you…

I though the kerfuffle was an April Fool swap that glitched on the wrong date. Buddies hoping to combine fan base. Kind of traditional.

The origins of the term Swiss Roll is quite unclear for the Sponge Cake, since it is believed to have originated elsewhere in Central Europe, likely Austria..

Also rhymes with flagpole

Ye’s Gads!

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Genoa Salami.

perfect. I know this little swiss eatery in the catskills. shall we make it a weekend?

I was there (shudder). I witnessed the Cartoon-Boy/Foxtrot dust-up first-hand. Now, before I run out of hyphens, let me say it was a grueling pun -ishment.

As for you two, B&W Plain Jane and Brazen Bob, I want you to settle your differences right now, like good citizens of Froglandia!

Panel #4. Swiss Roll = ASK HOLE (replace k with s). Supernumerary A.H.

Does that lasagna have spinach in it? Vomitus Greenitus.

I used to be walking nightmare in my youth, too, I suppose. What do women want to hear? Sounded like a good segue to me.