Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 03, 2017

I your mother was an electric razor and your father was a lawn mower, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?

“How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish”

Diane Chambers on “Cheers”.

Please dance your answer to ‘Hello, Dali’.

and Plunk Your Magic Twanger, Froggi!

Dang. I hate those “secret answers” to retrieve your password.

Batusi.

It’s been awhile since I’ve done any cubic dancing.

Like a fish needs a bicycle.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

“Hole, surreal…” association – “Hole in my shoe” by Traffic

“Rhinoceros is to clarinet as valet parking is to…”

—part of a “Close to Home” oldie

Thank you, thank you, thank you! Not just a breath of fresh air, but a hurricane of it…

Arabesque.

https://youtu.be/A6s49OKp6aE

Orange, because motorcycles can’t climb telephone poles.

A: The Aristocrats!

Please stare out your window for the results of your quiz.

If you scored “starling” or “snowflake”, please remember that all interpretations are marshmallow.

Must be “common core”.