Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2017
February 02, 2017
February 04, 2017
Transcript:
Rat: Where are you off to pig? Pig: To check on my storage unit. Rat: Why'd you need a storage unit? Pig: To have a place where I could store all the happy memories from my life. Melancholy lives save a fortune on storage fees.
BE THIS GUY about 7 years ago
But you spend a lot of money on antidepressants.
Sherlock Watson about 7 years ago
Old joke:
There was once a tribe that worshiped the goddess Kali, and they would honor her at harvest time by placing watermelons in front of a statue of her while chanting, “Here’s another melon, Kali baby.”
Bilan about 7 years ago
His happy memories obviously don’t include The 8th Pearls Before Swine Treasury.
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
rent on that storage unit must be awfully inexpensive
Adiraiju about 7 years ago
It helps when your brain likes to dwell on your biggest screw-ups in its endless quest to get you killed.
x_Tech about 7 years ago
At least I don’t have to rent one. This old match box does just fine.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 7 years ago
If I had a box just for wishes, and dreams that had never come true…
juicebruce about 7 years ago
Wonder if Larry Croc has a storage unit…….
mortaur about 7 years ago
That Pandora’s box, not pig’s.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 7 years ago
True dat,Pig,true dat.
James1155 about 7 years ago
Steph, you’re too much!
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
Sad but true. Just count up all your savings, though!