I have to give it to Linda for her reference to the Bristol Stool Scale. She also appears to be younger and perkier, which did not enter into our judgment. At all. Pinky-swear.
Early morning coffee within the privacy of your own home shall open up secret private small talk, even if that may include privately speaking about private parts..
Besides… that’s not what she tells strangers. She does use some of those words, but Donna’s poor listening skills and lack of attention to details have left her without an understanding of the actual details of what Linda tells strangers about Pumpkin Spice and her personal spaces.
She is, to put it mildly, filled with scatological references.
I know you think I am just taking Linda’s side in this because of what Donna said about my Christmas cookies being similar in taste and texture to gypsum wallboard last year, but that is certainly not the case.
When I was a kid, possibly about the time of this picture, there were sisters named Linda and Donna who lived down at the end of the block. I think Teresa used the Wayback Machine to spy on us.
Linda may have an Exhibitionist-thing about her dainty pumpkin-spice uterine pus, but she is certainly an accomplished LitCrit as she smilingly slides the fecally-tainted knife into much frumpier old Donna there!
I need a fresh cup of coffee to digest all this Friday FA stuff. Where are the fishnets?
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
They are part of a colorful time.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Donna looks like she’s into Marx … Groucho, that is.
Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago
Smile when you say that.
FLIGHT SUIT over 7 years ago
This is the nastiest Frog Applause ever!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
I have to give it to Linda for her reference to the Bristol Stool Scale. She also appears to be younger and perkier, which did not enter into our judgment. At all. Pinky-swear.
INGSOC over 7 years ago
Early morning coffee within the privacy of your own home shall open up secret private small talk, even if that may include privately speaking about private parts..
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Besides… that’s not what she tells strangers. She does use some of those words, but Donna’s poor listening skills and lack of attention to details have left her without an understanding of the actual details of what Linda tells strangers about Pumpkin Spice and her personal spaces.
She is, to put it mildly, filled with scatological references.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
I know you think I am just taking Linda’s side in this because of what Donna said about my Christmas cookies being similar in taste and texture to gypsum wallboard last year, but that is certainly not the case.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago
My first ex-wife’s name was Donna (anybody got an ex-wife named Linda?)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Mold-friendly Chinese knock-off gypsum wallboard is what she said… not that I am hold a grudge or recording grievances in any way.
painedsmile over 7 years ago
What does Debbie have to say? Oh, wait. Debbie’s doing Dallas.
William Neal McPheeters over 7 years ago
Wait!!! Ws she one of the Spice Girls?
painedsmile over 7 years ago
Linda and Donna are “just fine”. http://tinyurl.com/zb38wvw
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
They’re called sheet cookies, Donna.
They’re supposed to be crisp.
Look it up.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Linda is just quoting Teresa off the cuff.
Ray_C over 7 years ago
I just realized that “uterus” spelled backwards, is “suretu”. It’s a rare day I don’t learn something from FA. Maybe this is one of those rare days…
Larry Miller Premium Member over 7 years ago
When I was a kid, possibly about the time of this picture, there were sisters named Linda and Donna who lived down at the end of the block. I think Teresa used the Wayback Machine to spy on us.
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
I would like to get a look at her Bristols.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
And the festively colored frosting is not “technicolor yak”, Donna!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 7 years ago
So, Linda’s white corpuscles are dieing for a pumpkin-spice latte?
MyTBaron Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ooo! Poet cat fight! I can’t wait until the librarians join in the fray!
lrope over 7 years ago
This reminds of “The Help” where Minny brings Ms. Hilly a Chocolate Pie with a " special " ingredient. (fecal material).
What? Me worried ? over 7 years ago
I don’t know about any one else ,but Linda looks kind of like a young Doris Day !Maybe she changed her name to get in showbiz ?
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Linda may have an Exhibitionist-thing about her dainty pumpkin-spice uterine pus, but she is certainly an accomplished LitCrit as she smilingly slides the fecally-tainted knife into much frumpier old Donna there!
I need a fresh cup of coffee to digest all this Friday FA stuff. Where are the fishnets?
todyoung over 7 years ago
Why?
Jkiss over 7 years ago
Sometimes Linda, the things we say to make ourselves sound more interesting just puss people away.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 7 years ago
Imagine a jelly bean,
comin out with a scream….
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 7 years ago
Smelly, Yelly——Jelly, Belly——Screamy, Weenie, Beanie….