Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 06, 2016

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I guess that means Grandma’s fruitcake is a Nutcracker cracker!

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    Toonerific  over 7 years ago

    Awww nuts man!

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    Olddog1  over 7 years ago

    A brandy soak works miracles.

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    joefearsnothing  over 7 years ago

    Bourbon works also……..with or without the cake !

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    bookworm0812  over 7 years ago

    Fruitcake. Yuck. I can’t believe there are people that actually like that stuff. My best friend is among them.

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    CeeJay  over 7 years ago

    I wonder who started all the anti-fruitcake stuff. My family looks forward to home made fruitcake every year. It never has a chance to become hard!

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    pschearer Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The second fruitcake joke I’ve seen today. Ah yes, the season is truly upon us.

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    tbally57  over 7 years ago

    A “hard” lesson to swallow

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    ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member over 7 years ago

    My parents tell stories about this fruitcake. It’s really scary!

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    What a waste of good booze…

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago

    They’re not so bad if you steam them. Like Ellie May Clampett’s doughnuts.

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    TIMH  over 7 years ago

    My grandma used Seagrams Canadian. I wish I had a slice now.

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