I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Ferengi! Nothing creepy about my earlobes. …Misshapen, maybe, but not creepy. Your sister doesn’t scare me. I’m staying here in the Lametorium!
Lady, we live in a world that is lame, and that lameness has to be maintained by men with earlobes. Who’s gonna do it? You? Your picky sister? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the Lametorium, and you curse my earlobes. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know — that my earlobes, while tragic, preserve lameness; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, preserves lameness.
Let me know if I’ve been disappeared to the Universal Gitmo for being flagged by an irate partisan fanatic. I happened to raise a question that edged on a James O’Keefe video, which is not an officially recognized State News Source.
Steve Bartholomew over 7 years ago
Creepy earlobes? Your sister is trolling me. I shall commence a flame war. Your sister is stinky.
Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago
Thank you. I do try to make my earlobes special.
painedsmile over 7 years ago
My earlobes are NOT creepy. I was born without earlobes. Or as Teresa would probably say, EARLOBELESS.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Just because they peek out at you from behind the ear-hairs and the wax overflow is no reason to call them creepy…
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The hump on your sister’s back that moves from side to side? Now that’s creepy!
Superfrog over 7 years ago
I’m only here for the lameness. Your sister thinks all lobes are creepy.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 7 years ago
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
WEDNESDAY’S BLACK FRIDAY SALE!!!
Lametorium Floaties now 70% off!
Visit the deep end of the Lametorium without fear of drowning!
Dive into the Lame without compressing your spine and concussing your brain AND without sinking like a rock!
These deals won’t last, so quit dry-rubbing that turkey and get moving!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
I like this strip and now they’re telling me to leave?! Fine, I’m going! You won’t have Josh Lyons to kick around anymore!!
INGSOC over 7 years ago
There’s much to say about your sister’s unibrow..
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Sure, my earlobes are creepy.
That is the threshhold.
My earlobes exist in that state entirely to keep out the non-lame.
If you can’t get past the earlobes, you probably shouldn’t be there anyway.
coltish1 over 7 years ago
Some people never say directly what they mean, but instead attack others obliquely. That’s both lame AND creepy. And those glasses! JEEZ!
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
But I just paid to get into the Lametorium.
You people could update your exhibits.
William Neal McPheeters over 7 years ago
Lame is as lame does… earlobes not-with-standing.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Ferengi! Nothing creepy about my earlobes. …Misshapen, maybe, but not creepy. Your sister doesn’t scare me. I’m staying here in the Lametorium!
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago
From lame to lobe in one non sequitur flat.
The Old Wolf over 7 years ago
Come for the lameness, stay for the creepiness.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 7 years ago
That’s just my alien implant. Try to ignore it, I do. It’s been malfunctioning for years & good repairmen are far between.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 7 years ago
If it’s all existential to you, I’ll be staying.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Lady, we live in a world that is lame, and that lameness has to be maintained by men with earlobes. Who’s gonna do it? You? Your picky sister? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the Lametorium, and you curse my earlobes. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know — that my earlobes, while tragic, preserve lameness; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, preserves lameness.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
You know I was kidding, right?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Let me know if I’ve been disappeared to the Universal Gitmo for being flagged by an irate partisan fanatic. I happened to raise a question that edged on a James O’Keefe video, which is not an officially recognized State News Source.
Zelmarific over 7 years ago
I could go lamer.