Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 03, 2016

Some say creek while others say creek.

That’s sick, Nick. A real hick kick.

Perhaps a Bic flick?

A Touretting arachnid would have a tick tic.

It was only by the copious application of a Monastic Brand plastic mastic that the ticks were kept at bay.

Spiders are indeed quite philoso’phic’al..

Tricky Dick.

There is some speculation that the entire Nixon Administration was nothing but an orchestrated move by people who rhyme, just for the purpose of having something to use with “picnic”.

Licious stick… salt lick… bloody Mick (or Mc, if you prefer)… spotted dick… (a British pudding, made with suet and dried fruit and often served with custard. It is made from a flat sheet of suet pastry sprinkled with dried fruit, which is then rolled up into a circular pudding)

Trust me. The days when I assume content reflects current scientific knowledge, policies, or practices are long over. This is an election year.

Im not going to nit pick.

The old Muslim Gerber baby trick.

.Richard Nixon would like to be the king of the USA

But I know he ain’t nothin but another LBJ

Said come out Richard with your hands held high

Drop your guns, baby, and reach for the sky

I’ve got you surrounded and you ain’t got a chance

Gonna send you back to Yorba Linda,

and make you work on your ranch

A rhyme ? Yogi always said "Pic-a-nic " !

TEE!   TEE!    TEE!   SPORK ALERT!

DATELINE, GULFPORT,   Miss.  (AP):  Knives needed, man says after choking on Popeyes chicken

“A Mississippi attorney is suing Popeyes after he says he choked when he had to eat a piece of fried chicken with his hands because a knife wasn’t included in his drive-thru order.

Paul Newton Jr., who filed the lawsuit this week, says the only utensil he was given last November at the Gulfport restaurant was a … [wait for it] … SPORK."

http://tinyurl.com/FA-SPORK-ALERT

Panic Uranic Satanic Static Tragic 

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Does that help?

Oh dear, you’d never make it as a rapper.

Although, you may have a future as a holiday gift wrapper.

Q. I have to question your math, though. What happened to that last twenty years?

A. The FBI wouldn’t let it go, and the Great Wall of Gore-Lick, (rhymes with picnic), wasn’t there to save me.

Q. How does that even make sense?

A. I know! Right?!

Please, Teresa, put a link to a new FrogBlog up!

Is that Mussolini with his arms crossed

or Trump without his wig hat?

Baby Fascist Dancer would be a good punk rock name.

Oops! Did Baby get into the Special Mushrooms again?!

Is he doing that rhyming schtick again?

Sigh! Sometimes I think children are To Be Eaten, Not Seen nor Heard!

I never said you had to offer me a second chance

I never said I was a victim of circumstance

I still belong

Don’t get me wrong

And you can speak your mind

But not on my time

-My Life : Billy Joel : 1978

“I love picnics,” said the ant.