Tom Toles for October 12, 2016

Is Donald Trump stupid? YES. Is Donald Trump dishonest? YES. Is Donald Trump insane? YES. (Feel free to join the ever-growing crowd, which now includes all intelligent conservatives among others……..)

Also, Drumpf’s deplorables can’t afford to stay in his overpriced hotels and resorts. Those will start looking like ghost towns soon, if they haven’t already.

And, hopefully, the public will finally wise up and flush Congress with him.

It’s not his continued circling that has me worried. It is that he wants to take the rest of the country with him. He has followers who want nothing more than to dive in with him. And while Clinton may not be the cleanest, they want to pretend she is the one in the toilet. The blind followers are getting tiresome.

Governor of Maine Wants Trump to declare martial law to undo what Obama has done. I guess that means getting rid of 7,000,000 jobs and getting the DOW back to 6,000 and closing GM. Stuff like that. Oh, and being Pro Life, kicking 40,000,000 people off healthcare.

UP THE CREEK {… a rhyme …}

Regarding the Trump-fan clique

of folks with their fits of pique: -

- Trump is apaddling

them up the creek,

their canoe astraddling

a sandbar: Trump-speak.

Their brains are addling

by heeding this freak.

… … …

They’re up the creek

with Trump’s broken paddle.

The Donald’s election they seek

by applauding his sheer fiddle-faddle.

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It’s clearly a revolution.

Trump is a true rebel.. even won’t flush down the toilet with the right rotation. Determined to go down counter clockwise.. not cool.

SNAP, CRACKLE and POP {1.40 limericks}

Trump is now without shackles

and in furious vigor he crackles

and pops and snaps

about the mishaps

which leave his campaign in ramshackles.

{When raised are his hackles,

Trump’s meaner than jackals.}

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Looks like Trump is going down to meet his base.

Yes he is and will be voted out the next election for governor, I hope.

“Standing on Hillary’s head”!

Oh.. and DT doesn’t believe in global warming either, so all the ice should be thick.

FLUSHED and SLUSHED {a limerick}

Trump whorls hurricanically rushed

down the toilet which himSelf he has flushed

by revealing his nature,

an ugly portraiture.

His unseemly ambition’s been slushed.

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He’s simply not supposed to be heads up for a proper swirly! Americans supporting Trump had thirty years of his past statements and actions to judge from, so we’re they all “swirlied” by his “charm”??

The trump campaign is going down the toilet.

’sTOO LATE {a limerick}

’sToo late for his words to be edited.

’sToo late.Trump’s long been discredited

for his tongue’s flapping brandish

of rhetoric outlandish.

’sToo late. It won’t be forget-it-ed.

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TRUMP the BENIGHTED {a limerick}

This rhymer quite impolitely

treats The Donald quite lightly,

and he does so forthrightly

‘cause Trump is unsightly

and wickedly sickly {benighted} benightly.

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There once was a fellow named Trump

whose politics smelled like a skunk

the ladies they cried

he’s sexist inside

and avoided the creepy old grump

We all know how he’ll spin this one.

He’ll be flushed with success!

(Well somebody had to say it)

Quick…Get the Liquid Plummer and the Plunger….

Looks like the death blossom to me…