Monty by Jim Meddick for October 17, 2016

Is that what he thinks he looks like? A demon chicken?

You were saying, Moondog?

It looks like an Aztec god.

I’m sure all the crackers and sunflower seeds in the neighborhood will be terrified.

…and then spit it out somewhere where know one notices.

I have one of those owls. It doesn’t scare the birds.

Lol

Actually it’s now known that parrots are closely related to falcons. There’s a New Zealand parrot called the kea which sometimes preys on sheep, and macaws and other large species of parrot can bite your thumb off.

As the owner of a large cockatoo, an angry parrot is something to be afraid of. You can lose a big chunk of skin from a bite.

My sister Lee had a parakeet from hell She killed and mutilated four mates…A real “Steven King” bird…They let her die an old “spinster”….

Pilsner’s decoy looks like he’s been shocked with 10,000 volts of electricity! “Now that’s what I call a dead parrot”

Cheap hot dogs are better.

Note the decoy’s open mouth and extended tongue. Inopportune talk can be quite scary, indeed…

Owl-decoys might not work very well, Moonie, but Pisner’s Giant Parrot Rex (note the teeth!) looks plenty scary to me, though I don’t consider myself a common pest….