Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 13, 2016

and yet his love still goes unrequited

No no. I’ll have spam spam spam bacon and spam, thank you.

Shouldn’t he be calling that coffee ‘java’?

I’m not sure he’d know what to do if she ever reciprocated.

To mischugenah: maybe head for the hills?

SPAM, any day, the new Hickory Smoked or Jalapanó Spam, to be precise.

Not just any tank – it’s the Love Tank™.

I can just imagine tomorrow’s strip. She’s going to get revenge somehow. Tank goodness Lio can handle anything Eva Rose throws at him.

Maybe only a geek/nerd would understand.

Spam should NEVER be eaten by humans.

In Korea it’s called “military meat”

The tank of love. He loves her to death.

cookies, please!

I would like milk with my cookies.

I’ve got you in the sights of my love gun.

Make love and war?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…

“Take the world in a love embrace/Fire all of your guns at once/And explode into space”

Liõ is a warrior for luuuuuuuv!

Spam is yummy!

oh my gosh, look out when she figures out who this is from……………

Liõ is a warrior for luuuuuuuv!

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Liõ is actually a harasser of Rose. She says “NO” and he thinks its “yes”.

I’ll have my Spam fried with eggs and some toast on the side…

Bombarded with love!!

Could be a model French tank.

I imagine soft little “paff! paff! paff!” noises.

A safe distance!

I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam.

Just like back in the ’60s. “Make love, not war!”

A local convenience store chain recently started advertising Spam® sandwiches and Spam® sliders. My wife saw the posters in a store window the other day and almost lost her lunch. She figures the only people who like Spam® are Hawai’ians. I don’t know: I’ve had Spam® before. It wasn’t that bad. Although I did like better the radio ad where they asked people what’s in Spam® and one guy answered, “No one knows what’s in Spam®.”

Shootin’ at the walls of heartache

Bang, bang, I am the warrior

Yes I am the warrior

And heart to heart you win

If you survive the warrior

Hearty har har!