Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 18, 2016

Brewster: “Are any of the plates chipped?”Contractor: “Of course. That’s the only way we can tell where they are.”

We need new plates! The finest Dresden porcelain.

Can we at least keep the China?

I don’t get the granite countertop thing. I have old formed formica and it looks good to me. I put the extra savings into fixtures.

Bruno, wonderful obscure reference, I’m just now reading that book. Edgar is a lot of fun….

Just like my cupboard – no two plates match…

Just don’t call in the Vogons!

Quartz is the newer thing.