FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 03, 2010

Jason best step to the side or Peter will knock him down … when he makes it that far …

This could be the last play of the game… and then some…

Boy, and I thought MY arm was bad!

That’s a world-class pass.

That is basically the circumference of the earth. That + 1 Yard would be exactly the same as a 1 yard pass.

SpasticusMaxzmus said, about 2 hours ago

That is basically the circumference of the earth. That + 1 Yard would be exactly the same as a 1 yard pass.

Are you JAD?

someone explain to me what jukes are and how he can show them off in THAT outfit?

Can’t be JAD. He didn’t mention Topeka.

JUKE - to fake out of position (as in football)

Hi, I’m JAD. This would only work if they were at the equator, otherwise. he would run too far. If Jason can only throw one yard, he may be suffering from laziatitis, a common disease among school children. Proper attention by his parents is needed. Or, if you look at the Greek translation, it may be caused by excessive masturbation. Here at the old folk home (not nursing home), section 8 not paying our heating costs cause similar symptoms.

Add to all of the above commentary that unless the Fox residence is on the very High Plains, I predict failure due to terrain and topography.

Who’s JAD?

Jason didn’t use the metric system?

Not too much goin’ on upstairs.

That assumes that he stays at the same latitude.

Just pickin’ nits, here.

@Lewreader I think you’ve seen too many faces! :-D

Hey Bad Dog, no I’m not Joe Allen Doty, though I’ve wondered what did happen to him. I’ve been reading here for a long time & just recently joined, whatever, here.

Perhaps Peter should just run to the neighbors’ yard. (That’s one yard, right? Sorry… )

Don’t apologize. That’s probably the best comment here today.

SpasticusMaxzmus, JAD was banned from GoComics for harassing other users. He now replies to GoComics’ cartoonists’ Facebook accounts.

Is me or art little strange.

I think it looks strange because the fence in the background is so short. Makes Jason look tall and Peter look freakish! The perspective is definitely off.

He can only throw a football one yard? He seems to do all right with snowballs.

So they’re near the equator, then. Assuming Peter runs roughly parallel to the lines on latitude, that is. He could run a different route, of course…

Hey peter, if you Really wanted to show your skills you could make a trip around the observable universe getting back here and run two hundred ninety-two billion twenty million lightyears and one yard.

Its funny because he’ll end up in the exacpt smae place.