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Sep 19, 2010
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Jason: Do you have any fake scars for sale?
man: Not yet.
Jason: Do you have any plastic vampire fangs?
man: Not yet.
Jason: Zombie makeup? Bald wigs? Spock ears?
man: Sorry, we don't stock Halloween items until next week.
Jason: But my school has picture day tomorrow!
man: Which should explain to you WHY we wait until next week.
Oct 3, 2010
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