My mom let me throw some of the levers on the voting machine when I was a kid. When I became old enough to vote myself, they had switched to punch cards. Meh.
He also attracts those who try to use the ballot to play their favorite lottery numbers. And in the last election he lost to that Beeblebrox guy who thought they were electing the worst dressed entity in the galaxy.
Oh, look! Nate of Steel is once again thinking he’s being clever; and once again failing abjectly. Now do be a good boy, and go off and vote the same way David Duke will be voting.
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
If he can’t cheeto, he will say its rigged.
Bilan over 7 years ago
Mud slinging won’t work in this election. Most of the planets don’t even know what mud is.
Brian Fink over 7 years ago
You mean my multiple votes for Twix bars don’t count?!?!
biz.gocomics over 7 years ago
But Cheetos never win…
peter baker over 7 years ago
He’s there when the chips are down.
Ermine Notyours over 7 years ago
My mom let me throw some of the levers on the voting machine when I was a kid. When I became old enough to vote myself, they had switched to punch cards. Meh.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago
He also attracts those who try to use the ballot to play their favorite lottery numbers. And in the last election he lost to that Beeblebrox guy who thought they were electing the worst dressed entity in the galaxy.
pschearer Premium Member over 7 years ago
I saw a T-shirt for sale: “I Already Hate the Next President”.
What? Me worried ? over 7 years ago
If you are not Cheetos ,you are not trying !
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
Voting booths are venting machines.
markjoseph125 over 7 years ago
Oh, look! Nate of Steel is once again thinking he’s being clever; and once again failing abjectly. Now do be a good boy, and go off and vote the same way David Duke will be voting.