Tom Toles for September 02, 2016

Gon’na deport us all and bring in more Eastern European wives.

The only things Trump love is Money and himself

Not in a Million Years?{… a rhyme …}The Donald flounders, yet still might win!!Future historians’ heads will spin: -- “This couldn’t happen a million years in.”and- “Not before seen is anything akin.”========

Let ‘em Eat Crow{… a rhyme …}The way things are going, let’s say aproposthat Repugs should have kept their Rightwing in tow -- lest they’d stupidly flaunttheir brain-power {’tho’ low}, -- and lest it’s Trump they would vaunt. {Well, let ‘em eat crow.}

Over-attention to Trump

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Over-attention to Trump’s bizarre acts

from important issues our attention detracts,

such as how our government should behave: -

- by reasoning’s analyses? or by Trump’s rant-and-rave?

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I love Americans too – America first!

How big a leap is it, do you suppose, from “Get outta here if you weren’t born in this country, the way I was.” to “Get outta here if you weren’t born to a multi-millionaire, the way I was.”?

YES! Say no more, PLEASE! EVER!

I love Americans! I just can’t eat a whole one by myself!

Or as Groucho Marx (in a philosophical mood) once remarked:If any form of pleasure is exhibitedReport to me and it will be prohibitedI’ll put my foot down, so shall it beThis is the land of the free

The last man nearly ruined this placeHe didn’t know what to do with itIf you think this country’s bad off now,Just wait ’til I get through with it

eastern europeon wives please

The media is electing Trump, he is on 24 / 7, you don’t even see Hillary anymore.

It’s just more of the same from the Republican Presidential candidate. The President of Mexico refused Trump’s demand to pay for Trump’s “big, beautiful” wall against Mexico and, in retaliation, The Donald tries to punish President Nieto the best way he can, by reprising his mean spirited deportation scheme, with even more vehemence.