“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways” would’ve been better.Better yet:“I keep a close watch on this heart of mine…”In any case, he should’ve stopped at “…the sun of my sky”.It was all downhill after that, and he hit rock bottom with his winkle. Even “You’re the crease in my pants” would’ve been better.
Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago
A winkle is a small herbivorous shore-dwelling mollusk with a spiral shell. (As in “periwinkle”.)
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 7 years ago
…WRONG HAT…
INGSOC over 7 years ago
She’s thankful that the WABAC Machine is available in order to avoid any awkward situation that ever happens to come up..
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
You should always try these things out in your head, and really listen to them when you do, before attempting them in real life.
The Old Wolf over 7 years ago
Never talk about your winkle in public.
painedsmile over 7 years ago
Bullwinkle and Rocky!
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago
Bullwinkle? Bandersnatch would have been much more Frog Applausian.
William Neal McPheeters over 7 years ago
A wink, a nod, a slap and tickle… -Just wanna ride my mooooteeeeercycle!!!
William Neal McPheeters over 7 years ago
You are the juice in my grape, the cream in my puddin’
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Should have said she was the ‘tally of my wacker’.
coltish1 over 7 years ago
Jay Ward and Hans Conreid agree: being the bull in his winkle would have suited her to a T.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 7 years ago
Maybe you shouldn’t have emphasized her “bullish” qualities.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Bad gamblers don’t know how to quit while ahead.
Is this bit of fractured wisdom ahead of anything?
Ray_C over 7 years ago
“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways” would’ve been better.Better yet:“I keep a close watch on this heart of mine…”In any case, he should’ve stopped at “…the sun of my sky”.It was all downhill after that, and he hit rock bottom with his winkle. Even “You’re the crease in my pants” would’ve been better.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Hmmm… should have gone with china shop instead of winkle.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Oh yeah… the marshmallow in my rocky road.That could have gone a lot better.