Pickles by Brian Crane for September 02, 2016

Methinks that after cleaning the bathroom, Opal’ll make Earl vacuum his chair too (the potato chip crumbs).

True story here! We were married some 20 yrs when my husband created a mess in the bathroom that nobody other than the perpetrator should have see, let alone clean up. . I told him to do just that and he said, “What are you talking about, toilets are self-cleaning!”. I said, "Yeah, and I’m the “self” that’s been cleaning it and and I’m tired of it!

I would say it’s more than just a cleaning if he has a plunger, too. Just sayin’

Like that’s going to happen…

oh Earl did you really think that was gonna work?

My Comic Page has Pickles to the left of 9 Chickweed Lane. Good thing, too, as Opal would have a choice comment about Earl leering at the Chickweed chicks.

Get over to sick bay, Earl. Maybe you’ll get a Purple Heart.

Why is he carrying a plunger? Where is he going with it and a bowl brush? Where is he coming from?

You have a sore lip? She’s not asking you to kiss the bathroom. MEN!

Nice try but no cigar, Earl !

If that is the best excuse you can come up with you deserve bathroom detail for a month.

“I cut my lip on a potato chip”

I seem to be the only one who thinks that’s an awesome rhyme.

xxx

I think Earl is a Plugger.