Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 28, 2017
June 27, 2017
June 29, 2017
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. ice cream 346 346 flavors ice cream - several suspicious flavors (spongesqueezing, maybeberry, death by vanilla, thingy & countertop) listed merely to boost the total to 346. lugubrio's since 1904 lugubrio's - grim edifice & decay-ing waitstaff prompted patron complaints of anxiety & depression. also, gaping hole blown through salad bar sneezeguard. mughraeibhnaorheach - undeter-minable ethnicity - scandinavian? gaelic? urdu? plus most dishes on menu contain gravel, silt or pumice. homerule authentic d.c. cuisine homerule authentic d.c. cuisine - there is no such thing, not since they closed down all the "little taverns."
pumaman almost 7 years ago
The third one is probably Welsh.
PoodleGroomer almost 7 years ago
Favorite ice cream flavor: bar rag. A good batch doesn’t even freeze.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
PJ’s is still open?
PoodleGroomer almost 7 years ago
There is no difference between gravel, silt, pumice, and quinoa.
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
I used to get my late night snacks at the local Hot Shoppes all the time. Always enjoyed a hottle of tea or coffee. Now, like Home Rule, no Hot Shoppes.
Now, I think I’ll head on down to Lugubrio’s and just wait sadly at the door until they re-open….