Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2016

I think Rat did tell Pig what Labor Day is all about.

Panel 7: Greatest pick-up line of all time.

Visualize yourself with a black eye, Pig!

oh, good grief

I’m surprised that Pig even knows that definition of labor. I would have thought that he believed the stork brought babies.

Pig ceases to amaze me.

What do these guys know about labor? We never see them at a job.

Man, just today, my family was doing that joke.

Is Pig a registered and licensed midwife-assistant? If not, sentence him to hard labor!

I wanna see a panel where one of the ladies asks Pig for an epidural.

LOL! Oh, man, I love Pig

Well it could of been called “The Last Official Federal Holiday Of The Summer Season” but it was easier to say “Labor Day”……………have a safe and wonderful holiday folks !

I’m just clueless why this ran today. Kinda makes no sense if it’s not actually Labor Day.

And thus a new federal holiday is born.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK! I love it!!

more crocs, please

I’m just surprised none of the women have started pushing yet!!(Pushing Pig away) Guess they are all in their “happy places.”

I had to reread the strip to understand.

After panel 7, Pig himself may be trying to deliver his head from one of his orifices.

Clearly, it is a Holiday Weekend, because Pig said “Cervix” and the Comic Strip Censor with his Scrooge McDuck hat is nowhere in sight.

if he keeps this up, I detect a kick to the oompa loompas is inevitable.

Very very good Pastis.

Pig – at your cervix…

I bet the mid wife’s union liked that one

Does Pig even know what a cervix is?

xxx

try talking to your wife as if you are a sports coach, that will get things going, get you going out of the room, not to make fun of any mothers or anyone who may be pregnant here

Is this the first mention of a cervix in syndicated comics? Not Skeezix. Cervix.

At least he stopped short of “I can see the head crowning.”