Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 29, 2016
Transcript:
SUPER-FUN-PAK Comix Robot, Robot If I was only built to assemble components... Why did you make me conscious? And why on earth did you give me sexual urges? HILLBILLY ASTRONAUT -No, Hillbilly astronaut There is no outhouse! -I didn't ask for one, Im fully aware of the vessel's schematics. - Im a qualified astronaut who happens to be a hillbilly. Dinkle, The Unlovable loser murder scene Percival dunwoody, idiot time traveler from 1909 1993 Hey pal. you're saying you can time travel, and you came here for a lima and not 1933 to kill Hitler? Uh...Ill be right back. 20 minutes earlier CLASSIX COMIX Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. Animal FARM Pig: Yay! The animals ave taken over the farm! I just hope this isn't a heavy - handed allegory soviet revolution Because then I wouldn't stand a chance. Hello comrade HOW TO DRAW DOUG 1. Draw, tiny , simple shapes. 2. Find the two shapes that look most like Doug 3. Draw the offspring they would have if they reproduced. 4. Repeat 3.6 million times 5. And you've drawn doug! where did I come from?
Monster Hesh almost 8 years ago
Typical ill-informed liberal propaga—uh, wait… Uhhhhh…(breaks wind for full three minutes, uninterrupted)Uhhhhh…
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
“Why was I programmed to feel homicidal rage?”
Donaldo Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Yay. Fun-pak is the best
dougsathome almost 8 years ago
A few days later, Dinkle will have to kill someone else to use the body to cover up the smell of the first body. Then a few days after that….
pumaman almost 8 years ago
You look like a hillbilly but you don’t act like one.
CaptXpendable almost 8 years ago
Honestly, Percival is NOT the idiot in this one.
Raider Red Premium Member almost 8 years ago
“Four legs good, two legs BETTER!” bleated the sheep . . .
tobybartels almost 8 years ago
Yeah, but you still brought your moonshine and tobaccy on board, so how qualified could you be really?
tobybartels almost 8 years ago
Shouldn’t Snowball say ‘I wouldn’t stand my chance in …’?
jpozenel almost 8 years ago
That Dingle…what a scamp!
disinterest almost 8 years ago
OMG! Learning to draw Doug is just like learning how Intelligent Design works!
ickymungmung almost 8 years ago
A Pile of Dead Hitlers: band name or cause of traffic slowdown? Hmm…
BiggerJ almost 8 years ago
Do I spy a Sam Roland crossover?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I lay awake last night considering this; shouldn’t the robot use the subjunctive in his opening statement?