If he fell in the street and got hurt, it wasn’t the arm’s fault, it wasn’t the leg’s fault – it was the asphalt.
Hmmm… now why didn’t I think of that?
Bu I hope that computer didn’t have a virus.
It’s better than the usual headlines.
Yes – cut out the stories about you-know-who’s latest embarrassments.
But I wish I COULD annoy them!
Their first kid was named Bonus Travel Miles.
Alright, I confess – I killed him. Now, can I go home?
As someone whose family came from rural Arkansas – they’re not happy with Trump.
Dean – do NOT look in your shoe.