Since pizzas generally have eight slices, he either ate 1.6 slices OR ate enough of the toppings and cheese to represent 20% of the pizza’s weight. (Naturally, there is no chance that a pizza delivery guy with low-hanging drawers is bad enough at math to miscalculate the percentage of the pizza that he consumed.)
fishbulb239 almost 8 years ago
Since pizzas generally have eight slices, he either ate 1.6 slices OR ate enough of the toppings and cheese to represent 20% of the pizza’s weight. (Naturally, there is no chance that a pizza delivery guy with low-hanging drawers is bad enough at math to miscalculate the percentage of the pizza that he consumed.)
tahoeh2o almost 8 years ago
The pizza guy and Eno shop at the same clothing store…
dsom8 almost 8 years ago
Guy’s undies seem to have a pepperoni design.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
Imagine! He could soon be making $15 hour before tips…
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 8 years ago
Don’t order from Crusty Critters Pizzeria.
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’d take a 20% discount on the that before I’d agree to pay. If he doesn’t like it, then stick him with what’s left of the pizza.