I can't marry you, Dennis. I'm washing my hair that day.
Run Dennis run!
And every other day too.
Hair today, gone tomorrow…
When she reaches for the ring (you know she will anyway) close the box on her finger
A detect only a strand of truth in that lame excuse
“And you know how hard it is to get an appointment with the groomer.”
kaecispop You know it!
Oh my gosh, this joke has been done to death!
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stlwahoo almost 8 years ago
Run Dennis run!
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
And every other day too.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
Hair today, gone tomorrow…
comic4matt almost 8 years ago
When she reaches for the ring (you know she will anyway) close the box on her finger
tbally57 almost 8 years ago
A detect only a strand of truth in that lame excuse
banjinshiju almost 8 years ago
“And you know how hard it is to get an appointment with the groomer.”
pcmcdonald almost 8 years ago
kaecispop You know it!
Mippy724 almost 8 years ago
Oh my gosh, this joke has been done to death!