FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 06, 2016

you and your big mouth, Roger… not to mention your small brain

“And your giant head makes you look like a cartoon character…”

Roger Fox… proving once again that there truly is no such thing as “the dumbest thing anyone could possibly say”

lol

Andy, how many times do we have to tell you? NEVER ask a question that you don’t really want to know the answer to — especially THAT one!

NEVER answer a question like that truthfully.

I’m shocked that he’s still breathing. And I’m not talking about the effects of the tight shirt.

Roger: Passing on his hard won wisdom to the next generation of men. Sadly, they will have to learn the lesson the same way he did.

My wife learned long ago that I will tell her the truth. Does this look good/fat whatever. I told her what I thought because it will be what others think. Now if I say she looks great she knows for sure I mean it. And if I say yeah not so much more times then not back it goes. I feel that despite what these cartoons and even Movies/TV say women really want the truth on this whether they like the outfit or not.

And well deserved.

Serves you right, Roger.

The shirt definitely makes him look fat.

No Andy, you make the pants look fat

She: Do these pants make me look fat?He: No, your fat makes you look fat.…(Regaining consciousness later on): Didn’t I used to have all my teeth?

Hanging curve ball.

Thee word he was searching for was “callipygian”

Roger regrets it, but I’m glad he said “fat”. “Heavy” is just a weasel word in this context. Fat is fat.