Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 09, 2016

Of course I’d expect a man, because only men are nuts enough to become hermits on top of a mountain!

And the fun begins.

And so the Wise Crone legend continues…

If I was dispensing wisdom on a mountain top, I’d want a receptionist just like her.

Enlighten me this, why are there two sets of stairs to traverse the mountain?I’d rather take advice from the goat. It doesn’t even need stairs.

Bilan, Wiley goat! Stairs? One set for going up and the other for going down, silly…..

Oops; Ummmm, you Obviously misinterpreted my comment!

Hi, Mom!

Enlightenment 101, Modern Times:“Oh? And why would you assume it’d be a man up here dispensing wisdom?”“Well, I guess I was just taught —”“Oh, you and your ol’ stereotypes, have you not heard of Women’s Lib?! Ask me any Life Question you want; I’m sure I can answer it just as fully, just as competently, as any man ever could. Go ahead, ask away. I’m listening."

jman, good one……I heard she plays fiddle….

Hey, who’s asking the questions here? Anyway, just another case of when you go looking for truth, sometimes all you find is more questions……….Ro-Gan, just got a divorce, eh?

Oh and why would you assume that because a person has long curly hair that this person is necessarily female?

I was just talking to God, and you’ll never believe what she had to say….

Uh, because wise female hermits have traditionally been regarded as witches and, unreliable, with their advice or help.

Encountering a beginning to mature in time and lose assumptions.

Because every other comic you’ve done with this premise has had a man up there?

“I dunno, actually I didn’t ask for directions.”

The other set of steps are to the lady’s restroom (no men allowed). Not even men that think they are girls.

Because a woman doesn’t look good in a beard.

There’s a wise goat in the background. Probably an ewe.

That was what the add promised!

I should like to own the podiatrist concession at the annual political sniper’s convention that is going on. The only ones not shooting themselves in the foot are the bivalve mollusks.I would order ALL the available tests, just to be on the safe side, and especially the really expensive one with the machine that goes ding!

Wrong mountain…

Wouldn’t bother her if she was truly wise. Enough of a lesson lesson by just being.

Still made me chuckle and think. Good one, thanks.

Throughout history the vast majority of Seers were women, particularly young virgins in our ancient cultures. The male Seer is almost exclusive to India with a few exceptions in the nature based religions. So, basically most of us would be going back to our roots to ask for profound wisdom from a woman oracle.

The exhausted young climber pulled himself over the edge and saw her. Then Hillary said, "….

because women aren’t dumb enough to spend their life sitting a cave.

lol I’ll take that answer.

Because a woman would be too smart to sit on top of a mountain declaring herself wise.Come to think of it, so would I.