That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 03, 2016

“Hey – I wanna axe you something…”

How the biathlon started.

He took a short cut.

Coming soon to a theatre near you: “Asterix and Kristinlavransdatter.”

Death Comes for the Archbishop

That guy just sleighs me.

Told Ya! So there!!!

From http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018112592:“A few years back, on the opening day of deer season, Aino and Toivo went hunting together. Sure enough, as was bound to happen with Aino and Toivo in the same swamp with guns, Aino accidently shot Toivo. Well, Aino jumps into the truck, drives down to the nearest bar and calls the ambulance. Soon, the police, game wardens, fire trucks, paramedics and the ambulance all show up at the scene of the tragedy. The paramedics work frantically on Toivo while a nervous Aino waits nearby. Finally, one of the exhausted paramedics comes over to Aino. “I’m sorry,” he says, “We did everything we could. We just couldn’t save him.” “OH NO!” cries Aino. “My best friend! What will I do? I’m so sorry, Toivo! What could I have done to save you?” “Well,” said the paramedic, with a look of disgusted anger on his face, “It would’ve helped if you hadn’t gutted him!”"

Looks like someone let all the air out of his date.

Finnished Off

A click-to-enlarge version, of this cropped image, can be found at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry (yesterday). A full, enlarged image can be found here.Bishop Henry killed by Lalli (links show Wikipedia pages) or Death of Bishop Henrik is privately owned.A different coloration, click-to-enlarge image can be found at a recent auction page. The artist’s bio, Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories at each level).Second, of the 3 works, by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here (2 total).

Before taking that food, the bishop mitre axed her first.

Damn refugees just can’t understand why the water is so hard.

Took him three weeks to find someone to kill.

I guess he had an ax to grind

“Well thatl’ll teach him to give me six Hail Marys and an Our Father for taking the Lord’s name in vain!”

The victim is finnished, no doubt.

Another work by this artist can be found here.

Here’s JOHNNEEEEE. !!