Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 11, 2016

Some of Teresa’s fans are fourteen? Cool! The younger generations should learn the traditions of Our Lady of the Lame!

I’m not embarrassed.Anyone here embarrassed?

I’m an embarrassed lame fan. But then I’m usually embarrassed anyway.

I’m not fourteen, and I’m also not lame.

Embarrass these fans?

So? I have a walking stick!!

Ohhh! Can I be one of the chosen Lame Fourteen? It sounds so exclusive, and kinda like Twelve Disciples, or Fantastic Four, or something. But lame! And I can scribble over word balloons, too!Is that abusive guy wearing a hate-group hoodie?

The trouble with I-Told-You-So is the bones.Unless it is a particularly large one, it is nearly impossible to get a decent fillet without any bones in it. I used to know a guy who would take little I-Told-You-Sos and pickle them, which causes their tiny bones to dissolve. But you still have to gut them, remove their heads and skin them, so it’s a lot of work. I usually just leave it to the Gorton’s I Know What You Did Last Summer guy. That way I come off as being golden, light and flaky.I SAW YOU

Ain’t nuthin could embarrass the Show Me State that it don’t do already……

minusTEXTminus = strikeout.

What’s so funny?

I’m one of the 14, and I’m not embarrassed. I would have done the same thing.

As an effort to get lame Frog Applause fans to come out of the woodwork, this appears to have worked. I agree with Old Wolf: I’m not embarrassed either. Although I am on occasion surpassingly lame, I celebrate it, I revel in it! In the immortal words of Willie Wonka: A little nonsense now and then / Is cherished by the wisest men.

I’ll show you mine…

Sysphos,3hourtour,BrassOrchid,MustyRanger,3hourtour,waycyber,and the other 13 of you guys

Non debilis ergo non confusus.

Without embarrassment, there is no grace.There are those who suffer embarrassment, and those who lack the grace to do so, and are instead angry when the world does not comply with their version of reality.

It looks like I’m number sixteen: and I’m not lame!

There were 30 comments when I arrived so more than 14 fans. Naturally, we are all lame or we wouldn’t be reading comics on line.

I’m not lame. I’m cool!

I’m bareassed.

I’m a bit surprised by those among us who claim not to be lame. That’s a badge of honor around here, right?

Our official state motto is……You gotta show me yours first. It may be a lame state, but we don’t embareass easily.