Happy birthday!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everyone away.
I bought a garden flag from Wally World that says “A house is not a home without paw prints.”
When I got new Super Skates, my dad took my old key style skates and made me a skateboard just like that.
I, for one, am more concerned with the ides of April.
A storm?
I think the pilot was the one who brought the Biff Brogan strips to the pygmy people.
On my face. If I’m not wearing my contact and I want to see to read, I need my glasses.
If only I could claim Cookie on my taxes. Costs almost as much as a kid.
Endtown’s version of parkour?
Happy birthday!