Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 04, 2016

His plans have all gone up in smoke.

You need to hire some competent engineers.

A sign that the universe is sick of ‘death moons’….

From what I can see of the blueprint, that design looks like the work of Norville Barnes from The Hudsucker Proxy.

Some things are just not meant to be.

Well, at least they’re well named…Those Death Stars do tend to die lot…….

Next time don’t use the kitchen stove as a table.

That what you get for installing those cheap self destruct buttons in every light switch. Even if you did get them for a bargain price at the Doofenshmirtz Anator Gift Shop

So quit hiring architects named Lucas.

If you want something that big built right, you have to go to Magrathea.

Start with something easier. Maybe a head cold moon. Or a flu star.

I suspect that the Mythbusters have been working on Star Wars myths again…

He was going to name it “The Ponderosa.”