Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 01, 2016

This explains a lot as to why Dirk keeps losing, there are kittens inside those suits.

Tell me about it. Those things are amazing.

Dirk … face facts. Paying minimum wage just isn’t going to make it.

I guess they have permission from Amazon to do this.

No permission required.

Amazon Women Stormtroopers On the Moon In the Box.

Hmm. I detect a secret army of cats somewhere…

I’m going to go broke ordering from amazon. Seriously, they have everything and it’s so easy.

..and if it’s a custom lightsaber you need.. http://bit.ly/1SznwQ2

“Instructions:1) Charge battery for one year”

I wasn’t home when they delivered my death moon. They left it with a neighborhood.