Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for January 15, 2016

The spanking that comes next will feel real enough.

Hey Oliver, why don’t you take off your shoes and wander around the back yard? That might give you a clue.

That’s enough virtual reality. Now try some actual reality.

Time to pull the plug, Mom….

Mom should serve a virtual dinner. Lets see how well that is received.

I’m looking forward to it. It would sure make that exercise treadmill less boring.

“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.”—Lily Tomlin

If he made a poop-scooper robot, the job would be done.

Someone’s coming close to getting his virtual butt spanked in real time.

C. S. Lewis remarks that the word “real” is rarely useful. Everything is real. The question to be asked is, “Are these real snakes or real DTs?”

If you did in real reality, you wouldn’t have to do it again.

Mom should watch her language.

Poor woman looks like she’s still suffering from the time she and Dad were zapped into going to church in the buff.

2 words: wifi password…