Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 15, 2016

I think Zonk fired one up after he got the good news.

The absurdity of the press’ questions, at times like this..The likelihood of a newsworthy response is about the same as expecting information from Belichick about his black eye.

Camera 4 becomes 5.

the absurdities of the news media questions!!! lol somethings never change. no matter the topics. lol

yes Indeed. America the Stupid!

the absurdities of the news media questions!!! lol somethings never change. no matter the topics. lol

yes Indeed. America the Stupid!

Man, he had to smokin’ some goood sh_t to get a buzz cycle like that ! Oh, yeah, hearing about the money was cool, too.

Just think what 1.5 billion would have done to him!

Sexual longing? Zonker always has been presented as basically asexual, a perpetual Peter Pan. Ah, the power of money. Or he was just BS’ing the press.

Back then it could have been at 7:14.

It looks like ace reporter (coughcough) Roland Hedley covered Zonker’s presser. Is that him in the foreground?

Dear Lord… That sounds just like what I went through when I was told my job was made redundant.

“Whatever happened to “sank”?”.

Sadly sank was sunk. Sure seemed silly so spellers should set someone straight.

“sank”