I’m so glad that idea didn’t come about until after my kids were grown past the Santa stage. I might have been tempted.Knowing my kids, it would have been a waste of money. At one point or another, the silly thing would disappear somehow. “Gee, Daddy, I guess he musta went back to the North Pole to report on how GOOD we are!”. Right, sure.
Bilan over 8 years ago
Don’t worry. The elf can’t get a bearing to North Pole headquarters with his old-fashioned compass.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’ll be quiet if he’s interested in elf preservation.
Kroykali over 8 years ago
I never heard of “Elf on the shelf” when I was a kid. Did parents really do this to their kids?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Now you can put a camera in one and actually watch the little hellions.
ekw555 over 8 years ago
there are some pretty funny/scary/sick elf-on-the-shelf videos on youtube.
freewaydog over 8 years ago
Watch them make a horror movie about Elf on the Shelf now
heligmyer over 8 years ago
Time to rerun the strip with Dr. Mel’s “Yeti on the Settee”.
David Rickard Premium Member over 8 years ago
Which came first: Santa or the NSA?
Nick Danger over 8 years ago
With alien tech available, she could just animate the elf to reposition ramdomly…
Varnes over 8 years ago
I would have stabbed that Little Elf!
Phatts over 8 years ago
I’m so glad that idea didn’t come about until after my kids were grown past the Santa stage. I might have been tempted.Knowing my kids, it would have been a waste of money. At one point or another, the silly thing would disappear somehow. “Gee, Daddy, I guess he musta went back to the North Pole to report on how GOOD we are!”. Right, sure.
glowing-steak32 over 8 years ago
Elf on the Shelf becomes Ratfink in the Sink.