Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 29, 2015

Amaizing!

Sir Rodney is secretly blonde?

Keep one hand on the wall and you’ll eventually find the way out.

Did he run into Sally Forth and her family?

At last, someone besides the Forths who gets lost in a corn maze. (Though the children of Cul-De-Sac are close.)

Just bring a chainsaw!

Problem solved…

Did he see the Children?

Bette Davis said..“Damn..missed another one.”

Again?

If you enter the maze keeping one hand on either side and never letting go, you are always topologically touching part of the outside of the maze and can always exit.