Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 29, 2015

Only a lawyer can dream up language like this…

But a good lawyer would claim that the smarmy look wasn’t an I-Told-You-So attitude.

I could have told you that, but then I would have to say I told you so.

I seem to remember Ann Landers once said those are the four most damaging words to a relationship.

I wish I’d have thought of that clause !

Is that a business agreement? Or a deal not to invade?

The older we get, the more we hear that phrase. But the older we get, the worse our memory is. We honestly can’t remember whether we said/heard that before.

When the female significant other is having a watery melt down and the male asks, “What’s wrong?”, she invaribly replies, “Nothing.” That’s when the male realizes that whatever had hit the fan, had not been distributed evenly.

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. Could you repeat the question again.