It’s probably just ‘reconstituted’ ‘chicken’ – don’t need anything except a few embalming tricks and assorted industrial chemicals.‘If it don’t have feathers it ain’t chicken.’
Short eulogy – just a ‘nugget’ of wisdom. Cliff probably thought it best since the deceased appears to have been mechanically recovered. Or maybe Cliff just decided to buffalo his way through and wing it. The shorter, the batter. Too bad the deceased was unable to complete the writing of his book “The Seven Herbs & Spices Of A Successful Chicken”.
x_Tech over 8 years ago
Who knew the Last Supper was a Chicken dinner.
x_Tech over 8 years ago
You know it’s not like Cliff to leave a bucket on Chicken just sitting around.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
That must be a ringer….a fresh bucket of chicken….Cliff has been eating the Space Chicken… Is there likely to be any left?
Varnes over 8 years ago
I thought Space Chicken was bigger than that……..
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’d have expected a Church’s funeral.
Peam Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s probably just ‘reconstituted’ ‘chicken’ – don’t need anything except a few embalming tricks and assorted industrial chemicals.‘If it don’t have feathers it ain’t chicken.’
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
And after Cliff ,the Colonel will say a few succulent but tasteful words !
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
“He was most enjoyable when he was totally fried!”
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 8 years ago
my favorit is “Pope Yes” Chikin….
Dirty Dragon over 8 years ago
I see the funeral director has the chicken looking more natural than the ‘egg-pallor’ state the dear departed was showing recently. Good job!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 8 years ago
You trying to outdo Diamond Lil’s eulogies, Tim?
Fan o’ Lio. over 8 years ago
But was he finger licken’ good?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
That’s just the way those relationships work!
Daniel Quilp over 8 years ago
Wow! A talking candlestick!
treBsdrawkcaB over 8 years ago
Short eulogy – just a ‘nugget’ of wisdom. Cliff probably thought it best since the deceased appears to have been mechanically recovered. Or maybe Cliff just decided to buffalo his way through and wing it. The shorter, the batter. Too bad the deceased was unable to complete the writing of his book “The Seven Herbs & Spices Of A Successful Chicken”.