Monty by Jim Meddick for October 11, 2015

Little green doctors without planetary borders? Really, Monty? Do you expect us to believe that story?Maybe you were just sleep-walking….

I guess he didn’t need a laxative.

Universal health care with home visits? Where do I sign up?

I think I’d have an overactive bladder too, if I woke to find aliens carrying me off.

Looks like a good health plan though…the service is out of this world!

That’s just his physical. Wait until he’s taken by angels for his spiritual.

No more pizza before bed.

I’ve had dreams where I float out of house but no abduction, just evil spirits! Jack Daniels to be specific, LOL!

You forgot to mention the sample size Rectinol that they gave you

At last. The Republican alternative to Obamacare.

Now the tricky part: get your HMO to pay for it.

… he says as if nobody in any other country shares that belief…