Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 04, 2015

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    WoodEye  over 8 years ago

    You have to have a certain amount of brains to operate a smart phone.

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    favm  over 8 years ago

    A few weeks ago i got a smart phone. I still miss my old stupid one.

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    pouzenc  over 8 years ago

    … and with FaceBook, and with SnapChat, for a balanced lock-in into personality and free will abandonment.

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    tripwire45  over 8 years ago

    The smartphone will just make you dumber.

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    mlkirk12530  over 8 years ago

    isn’t is sad when so many people have phones smarter than they are.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 8 years ago

    Brains are optional for politicians? Must be a rarely chosen option.

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    Old Texan75  over 8 years ago

    If my smart phone is so smart, how come it does such stupid stuff on it’s own?

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    goweeder  over 8 years ago

    Totally uncalled for, If you are againstPlanned Parenthood, then you are saying, in effect, “Let us overpopulate until there is standing room only on this planet.”

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    paullp Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Just give him a diploma, Wiz.

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    mewkav  over 8 years ago

    Gahaha, oh that’s good.

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    Marathon Zack  over 8 years ago

    Brains are optional? I thought they were illegal.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 8 years ago

    Is that you, Tony? LOL. SORRY, I COULDN’T RESIST!!

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    cwg  over 8 years ago

    No Wiz, he wants to be smarter!

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Sure, and it’ll put you in the middle of a lake when all you wanted was the batting average of the Flying Monkey’s softball team.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Close enough!

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    boldyuma  over 8 years ago

    Joe Biden 2016…with Hillary and her flying monkeys up his….arse

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    I own only dumb phones! A few of them are actually wired to the house…

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Somehow, I imagine Dr. Frankenstein saying that.

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