Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2015
September 08, 2015
September 10, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: I hear you had to teach Pig all about wine. Goat: Yeah, he's going to a fancy restaurant with Pigita and wants to impresser with his wine knowledge. Rat: So now he knows how to order a good bottle and taste the little sample that the waiter brings you? Goat: Yeah. Though there's just one little step I'm worried about. Pigita: Must you use a swirly straw?
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
The wine has an extra zing when you drink that way.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Drink enough of it and everything’s swirly.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
why does Pigita even bother dating a dingus like Pig anyway?
Bilan over 8 years ago
He must’ve ordered gewurstrawminer.
Mikel V over 8 years ago
Well, some people use wine aerators, Pig as the creative thinker he is uses a swirling straw.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Pig is trying. So is Pigita, but in a different sense of the word.Keep the wine, ditch Pigita, Pig!
Carl R over 8 years ago
He heard you should swirl the wine before you taste it.
phylum over 8 years ago
pig gets a whine for the wine….
Egrayjames over 8 years ago
Try saying “Swirly Straw Swine Wine” three times real fast.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
The long and wining road.
GuntherGrass over 8 years ago
She’s a sour sow.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yes, Pigita, he must, because Steph couldn’t think of another way to end today’s kartune!
mammamoonbeam over 8 years ago
Wine, women and song. Pig’s got two out of three unless the waiter sings.
garcoa over 8 years ago
It will be fun for us how Pig handles the rest of the meal, for example asking for ketchup.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
The curly straw matches his tail.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perna de pau over 8 years ago
Her glass should be empty until Pig has tasted the wine and agreed to it…
Gokie5 over 8 years ago
He wants the wine to swirl around in his head.
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
This is a new wine-tasting technique: instead of breathing the wine, make it gasp!
KEA over 8 years ago
Wine is alcoholic grape juice and the 2nd biggest scam in the world.
HowieL over 8 years ago
Swirl the wine, dig that pig!
Shimmery Mermaid over 8 years ago
… gimme that swirly straw! (suddenly, she senses a kindred spirit in that adorable little dear-heart … ie Pig) Hug’z Pig