Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: I hear you had to teach Pig all about wine. Goat: Yeah, he's going to a fancy restaurant with Pigita and wants to impresser with his wine knowledge. Rat: So now he knows how to order a good bottle and taste the little sample that the waiter brings you? Goat: Yeah. Though there's just one little step I'm worried about. Pigita: Must you use a swirly straw?
why does Pigita even bother dating a dingus like Pig anyway?