Pickles by Brian Crane for July 07, 2015

An open pore fills with trashTeensy tiny trash.

With a remark like that one Opal made, Earl, you might want to reconsider that facial.

Not everyone wants a facial Opal. Quit nagging your husband. Go shop for some new blouses.

To what end? He gets a facial, maybe even likes it. He finds another money drain on his wallet and he’s still as old as he is. Negative sum gain. Take the money and go out to dinner instead.

Pore Earl….. ;)

Besides, if Earl looks too good, it’ll be even HARDER to keep all the other hot babes off him.That path leads toward a heart attack.

Now Opal, that was not nice.

Women always want to change and improve things, while men ( of a certain age ) are very content with the status quo.

- Opal’s sarcastic remarks are wearing thin.

Thanks to Milady1 for yesterdays “Peanuts” history lesson

Earl is ahead of you on this one Opal. Pores do not have muscles, so they do not open or close. No matter what you do there is no way to change their size. However, hot water or steam can help loosen all of the crud clogging up them up and causing things like blackheads, so maybe a facial would be a good thing for you Earl. Unfortunately, it will not do a thing for your mind.

This face wash I once had… I could actually FEEL it cleaning out my pores.

Wow!

xxx

pores need love too

(Can’t help myself, the absurdities of imagination draw me to remark.)