Dorkons wrote a reply: “We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused! While we must continue to abduct you in the future, it is our hope that you (and anyone else) will be able to enjoy only the best in our accommodations. To that end, we’re truly sorry that you had such a bad time at our gift shop. We would like to present you with a 5 Dorkobuck gift card, immediately redeemable at your next scheduled abduction and probing. We again apologize, and look forward to the future enslavement and reeducation of your entire race!”
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Makes you wonder what the one star was for?Or was it just a pity star?
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Tech support on my implant has been shoddy at best.
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Dorkons wrote a reply: “We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused! While we must continue to abduct you in the future, it is our hope that you (and anyone else) will be able to enjoy only the best in our accommodations. To that end, we’re truly sorry that you had such a bad time at our gift shop. We would like to present you with a 5 Dorkobuck gift card, immediately redeemable at your next scheduled abduction and probing. We again apologize, and look forward to the future enslavement and reeducation of your entire race!”
- Al Ian, Extra Terrestrial Relations Supervisor
Gallactic CC: Mid to Senior Level Mgmt.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And they forgot to erase his memory! (There is nothing worse than a cold probe.)
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“Every selfie I took there came out blurry.”
dsom8 almost 9 years ago
I prefer TripAdvisor reviews. Too many whiners and complainers on Yelp*.
What? Me worried ? almost 9 years ago
Watch out Brewster ,the Dorkons just might sue you for that bad review on yelp !