Pickles by Brian Crane for April 28, 2015

I’ve done 4 surveys with the CDC. Each time I got a check for $20. The last one took 4 minutes because I am no longer smoking.

I never do surveys. Coz then they know what you think.

Amen! Nothing turns me off to a business like a survey!

On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate this comic ?

“Instead of office chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again.”

Why is it that when the service is bad you never get a survey to complete.

I started to do a Walmart survey and quit after ten minutes.

I have done several surveys for Cablevision, online. The second you answer one question negatively, or not the highest, the survey ends right there.

I almost always do the surveys. I hope someone out there is actually reading them (who knows, maybe they are. the world of corporate is a fantasy world where the normal things you and I think are irrelevant to their version of “normal”). It’s a way to let comments or suggestions be known without having to fill out a card and send it in. Another “they might actually pay attention”, I’ve been doing the ones off the wal-mart reciepts for several months and suddenly the one I took yesterday was asking me if I could rearrange the store what would I do. So maybe they’re getting ready for a remodel or maybe they’ve had complaints and are going to change the planograms for certain areas.

If you would like to take a short survey press 1… I thought 1 was for English ?

We got a survey from a cruise we took. I noted the names of those on board who gave exceptional service, and mentioned them in the survey. Hopefully they got a raise or PDO, some sort of benefit for all their hard work.

amen earl. anybody assigning homework gets downgraded.

I don’t even open unsolicited mail. Straight to the recycling box! Same with those types of emails.

I agree 100%. I’m sure that is what is happening. Surveys from independent agencies SHOULD be the most accurate.

When I give blood, They send me surveys to fill in online which I don’t mind doing.

I’ve got nothing better to do after all. If I have, I can leave the survey until another day.

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If it’s not about a product or service I’ve used, I sometimes mail the postage-paid envelope back empty. .I do be sure there’s nothing to identify me on the envelope, though – I’ve had several that have the survey serial number (!)printed on the envelope.

They survey because they care about your potential future business.

“I hate the cold call surveys; they are usually intrusive, but the “How was our service surveys” are a good way to make changes or give pat on the back for good service.”Agreed. I think the last time I did a random survey was when I got a letter containing the survey which not only included a self-addressed stamped envelope, but $2 in cash to pay for my time as well. I always refuse to do surveys where they call me on the phone.

Did we fix your problem?Was the job done at the price quoted?Are you satisfied?…End survey..nuff’ said..

Im wondering who actually reads all those suggestions&if they really care or its just a job??

I had a car repair done by Allstate. A week or so later they sent me a survey. They said it would only be a few questions. After about 30 questions I just started giving them 10’s and exceptional. Then they asked why I was giving them such high marks. In the comments box I wrote “because this survey is taking too long!” My car got hurt, my car got fixed, it looks beautiful, end of story.