Pickles by Brian Crane for February 10, 2015

Wrong kind of energy, Earl, if you ask me.

He might as well get his money back for the AB wheel.

If you must have cheeseburgers, eat them afterward.

They say the worst thing for you is yo-yo dieting. That’s where you eat only foods that look like a yo-yo: Oreo cookies, sliders….

The mayor told me to invest wisely. So, I was going to invest in the diabetes industry and fraudulent diets, but I think goofy exercise equipment might be good also.

Before you know it, Earl will look like an aged Tarzan.

(Other than the fact that Tarzan never aged, due to eternal youth pills he got from mad scientist sometime before book #27.)

Opal’s never going to get the wrinkles out of that whatever-it-is the way she’s ironing it.

Go Earl!

Don’t be too hard on Earl – I’ve been there and done that.

The eternal youth pill has been invented – It’s only available under congress’ health bill . Everyone else voted them selves out when they voted O-dum-o-crat .

a comic strip and people are commenting on his fitness and food choices. oh brother

Sounds like a plan to me, Earl!

xxx

Don’t forget the fries!

Tarzan’s Quest,#19 of 24 exclusively by Edgar Rice Burroughs, 4 more either cowritten or authorized..When I got to #13, Tarzan at The Earth’s Core, I discovered pelucidar and Barsoom and Jassoom, wasn’t it? with Carson Napier.

(In the first of those, they checked Carson and treated him with the same thing they gave all their children, a kind of general anti-illness pill, noting he would’ve been dead in less than a thousand years without it.)