Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 27, 2015

Space potatoes sit and watch TV. On space!

A space spud?

Perfect team for Brewster..

Now go out there half-baked!

They are going to get (s)mashed.

They’re hash.

Or worse still, French fried.

So could I!

Sit next to me, and would you mind slathering yourself in sour cream?

Go Space Potatoes!Who’s Hot?We’re Hot!Who’s Hot?We’re Hot!Playing like it’s a Hot Potato!

Potato or asteroid – either way, he only has ice for you.

Asteroids crash and burn; potatoes get fried, baked, or mashed. Not sure which is better.

The other team is going to kick their asteroid.

hey, dont asteroids orbit around Uranus…. oh, wait….

Asteroids don’t crash and burn; meteorites burn and then crash. Asteroids just orbit.

Quoting C-3PO: “We’re doomed”

And what do space potatoes do?

And what do space potatoes do?

How about the “Space Spuds”?

That’s CAPTAIN Doofus to you, Potato Boy!